Ever wanted to be 'successful' in multiple languages without having to learn 'em all? Look no further! Introducing the only tee you'll ever need. A linguistic flex for all the hustlers out there. ๐๐
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Made from 100% pure, undistracted ambition... and combed cotton. Get that world-conqueror fit with this regular-sized tee, perfectly tailored for the determined and the lost tourists alike. With a ribbed neckline that's more stable than my commitment to my diet and double-needle hems that last longer than most of our New Year's resolutions. ๐
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And hey, it's preshrunk. 'Cause the only thing that should be shrinking is the gap between you and your goals, not your damn tee after a wash.
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.: Packed with global ambition and mid-weight 100% combed cotton (You can flex in it, but please, no actual flexing).
.: For those who talk the talk, walk the walk, and occasionally get lost in translation.
.: Built like your hustle: consistent, reliable, and undeniable.
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Get yours now, and let the world know you're not just successful โ you're multilingually successful. ๐ฅ Runs true to size, just like your dreams.๐ก
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P.S. For the record, the shirt won't actually teach you all those languages, but you'll look fly as hell trying. ๐๐๐
| ย |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
18.50 |
20.51 |
22.24 |
24.02 |
25.25 |
26.73 |
| Length, in |
27.99 |
29.49 |
30.98 |
32.25 |
32.99 |
33.50 |
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